Sunday, November 30, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
U know what I love about the one above? Its that its such a simple idea, but it still needs genius to think of it and put it in the form of a comic strip... :) .. just brilliant...
And again, one more with relation to computers influencing our lives...
Dont know math.. but can develop an algorithm!!!
And finally... aroma therapy for dogs... check it out ... -------> :)
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )!
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay ? ( UK ) !
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House about eight years ago, and now half the country is looking for work.'
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Do you think the above situation is quite common?? Yes yes, I know everyone is really busy and working their asses off.. but still... I'm not sure people these days are really busy or just pretending to be....
Two things I really liked about the one above... 1) the old ladies expression and absolut conviction when calling the white dog a racist.... 2) the poor lil black doggies expression.. that is super... awwww :)
and finally...more on the influences of computer and more so the www ....
Imagine the next few seconds in the above panel.... 1) the mom breaks the vase on the fathers head; 2) she lifts him by the collar and fligs him across the bed... or..... ???
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
LOL... sometimes I actually feel that this weather change and climate mess ups must be God's idea of a joke...
This next one is something I'm sure everyone with a job will identify with... check it out...
.... i bet every one of you gave a knowing smile after reading this one ... :)
And then theres this next one... it's called the confession...
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
LOL!!!! Good on ya lil guy!! :)
And since so many enjoyed the weird signs post the other day, here's some that I found on the net...
The first one is ok.. but the second ... its not open coz its CLOSED!! Wah Wah!! This manager needs an award for even thinking up a sign like this.. forget actually getting it made and puttin it up!!!
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
LOL ...... Poor Ralph!!!!
And u know the saying... girls just wanna have fun?? Well... the wanna have fun doesnt stop with girls.. as this next one shows :)
I dont know but I've got a headache already!!! hahahahahaha... Priceless!!! :)
I love this one simply coz it serves the gas guzzler lovers right... This is one of the rare times in life when might ain't right!!! :)
And what happens when fuel becomes unaffordable to all?? This does ----->
And this does ----->
I'm Loving it.. tarapapapa!!!!!! :)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
And what sound effects.... ARRARGH, YAK, RIP and RIIZEFITZ!!!! :)
And then there's Sergio ... another Brilliant Artist and mind.. here's one of his....
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
LOL .... shows we can find meaning for our existance no matter what :) ...
Wellllllllllll... it DID make them happy right???? :)
The Lyin..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
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