Friday, February 27, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

26th February 2009

Hillarious Ad's from IKEA:

Monday, February 23, 2009

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

18th February 2009


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever')..

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Monday, February 16, 2009

17 February 2009

16th February 2009

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building intact. It's called the stock market - Jay Leno
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street - Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right, and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno
7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno
8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno
9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno
10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', I won't know whetherthat refers to mine or the bank's.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

14th February 2009 - Valentines Day Special


Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

7th February 2009

More Chinglish:

.. Harsh on the stomach I'm guessing....... :)

...... ????????

... geez... talk about being a buzz kill!!!

.... after dying??? and thanks for ur CORPORATION??? hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

5th February 2009

Some more amazing Chinglish:

welcome for coming... so then that would mean .. Thanks for going????? :P

.... WHAT?????

... acha acha... haan haan.. sure ... I get it.... !!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

2nd February 2009

From news paper headlines to funny signs... here goes :

... wise words of the lord to all ye married men!!! (i've taken this advise very seriously :) )

... ummm.. sure... but HOW!!!!??????

..... WHAT ??????

... coz in the forest they are busy hiding on the trees!!! thats goto be it!!!!

.. obviously u dont need too many smarts to be a used car dealer...

... hmmmm... whos the moron.. i mean... MORAN in this picture???

... yes yes... sure sure.. why NOT!!!