Monday, December 29, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
2) Baaaaaad Santa :
3) Fruit Cakes:
Thursday, December 18, 2008
3) Real Estate:
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
And heres one which deals with god and the ten commandments in this age of copyrights:
And then we have this one which has a super pun... a Pun-Dit if u may call it:
"travel in diff circles...." LOL!!!!
Friday, December 5, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
3) Parent Child Bonding
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
And the one above is something everyone who has been following the news would agree with... Retarded politicos making dumb ass statements.. its like they're trying to outdo each other in a "who's the dumbest off them all" contest!!!!
And to wrap things up... a strip from Frank and Ernest... its something that everyone is gonna identify with
Stay safe.... keep Smiling.. and if u can't find a reason to... log on tomo.. i'll have a few for you :)
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
U know what I love about the one above? Its that its such a simple idea, but it still needs genius to think of it and put it in the form of a comic strip... :) .. just brilliant...
And again, one more with relation to computers influencing our lives...
Dont know math.. but can develop an algorithm!!!
And finally... aroma therapy for dogs... check it out ... -------> :)
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )!
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay ? ( UK ) !
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House about eight years ago, and now half the country is looking for work.'
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Do you think the above situation is quite common?? Yes yes, I know everyone is really busy and working their asses off.. but still... I'm not sure people these days are really busy or just pretending to be....
Two things I really liked about the one above... 1) the old ladies expression and absolut conviction when calling the white dog a racist.... 2) the poor lil black doggies expression.. that is super... awwww :)
and finally...more on the influences of computer and more so the www ....
Imagine the next few seconds in the above panel.... 1) the mom breaks the vase on the fathers head; 2) she lifts him by the collar and fligs him across the bed... or..... ???
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