Back from my lil break and feeling awesome... :) ... so gonna get to the fun without any further ado ...: 
Monday, December 29, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
23rd December 2008
I'm on a holiday from tomo till the 28th so here's wishing everyone a Merry Christmas!! :)
Sunday, December 21, 2008
22nd December 2008
Have no fear.. the cure to Monday morning blues is here.....
1) Scenes o/s Simon Cowell's house at Christmas:
2) Ever wondered if something like this happens :
3) Santa's techinical snags: 
Saturday, December 20, 2008
20th December 2008
Tis the season to be jolly.. tra la la la la .... and here are the finest christmas related comics you'll see. Over the next week its gonna be Christmas and more Christmas... Enjoy .... :)
1) Dog Christmas:
2) Baaaaaad Santa :
3) Fruit Cakes: 
Thursday, December 18, 2008
19th December 2008
Sorry for being MIA the last few days.. but works been very hectic and havent had the time to source and then upload new material on the blog!! But I'm back now and here are todays smile inducers ------>
1) In keeping with the Nanda Bail Approval: (this is what shud have actually happened)
2) Golf: 
3) Real Estate: 
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
9th December 2008
Today got some good ones as usual... first up.. the theory about how casino's come up in the remotest of places.. heres the funda:
And heres one which deals with god and the ten commandments in this age of copyrights:
And then we have this one which has a super pun... a Pun-Dit if u may call it:
"travel in diff circles...." LOL!!!!
Friday, December 5, 2008
6th December 2008
When god decides to do a bailout:
You know what the say about Vegas right ...... 
And the simplest answer to the worlds creation ..... 
Thursday, December 4, 2008
5th December 2008
More on the blogging scene today... LOL .. i love blog related cartoons... today I've got three comics relating to diff aspects of life... love n marriages, work and then parent child bonding... blogs play a part in all of them... check it out...
1) Love n Marriage
:) ... but its true.. now people know how much u mean to them thanks to the number of mentions they get on your blog :P .... not in my case though .. this blog is strictly FUN :):):)
2) Work
3) Parent Child Bonding 
4th December 2008
More from the Bizzaro world today... I think its a fantastic comic .... here's 3 reasons why:
1) When funky proposals go wrong ---->
OUCH!!!
2) Lego Land ----> 
3) Greeting Card writers ----->
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
3rd December 2008
'Allo 'Allo... Let me start out by thanking Nuts for saying she enjoys my blog.... she's put that on her blog http://endlessrandomness.blogspot.com/ (you shud check her blog out... i follow it every day and its super) and it means the world to me...
Now.. lets get to what you logged on for huh? Here goes ----->
LOL... U should see some of the resumes people write... its like they've spent all the time in the world building themselves up.... (me included ;) )
And the one above is something everyone who has been following the news would agree with... Retarded politicos making dumb ass statements.. its like they're trying to outdo each other in a "who's the dumbest off them all" contest!!!!
And to wrap things up... a strip from Frank and Ernest... its something that everyone is gonna identify with 
Stay safe.... keep Smiling.. and if u can't find a reason to... log on tomo.. i'll have a few for you :)
Sunday, November 30, 2008
1st December 2008
While I'm quite sure some of you logging onto this blog must've seen the video I'm putting up today, I'm equally sure that you would enjoy it just as much as those watching it for the first time. This is a video where a mimi artist (Johan Lippowitz ) does a take on Natalie Imbruglia's TORN.. its funny, its brilliant... just wait for the whole thing to buffer and load before you begin watching it.. it'll take a bit of time but trust me it'll be worth it :)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
26th November 2008
Good Day to all those who log on to get their daily dose of laughs.. I've got something Hillarious to share with u..
Sunday, November 23, 2008
24th November 2008
LOL ... All men drivers... I'm sure u identify with this!! I know I do!!! :P
Friday, November 21, 2008
21st November 2008
Back with the comics today....
U know what I love about the one above? Its that its such a simple idea, but it still needs genius to think of it and put it in the form of a comic strip... :) .. just brilliant...
And again, one more with relation to computers influencing our lives...
Dont know math.. but can develop an algorithm!!!
And finally... aroma therapy for dogs... check it out ... -------> :)
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
20th November 2008
Some more of the jokes of the written kind today.. my friend Daisy sent this one to me .... and I thought it was really funny and so sharing it with you....
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour
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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )!
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay ? ( UK ) !
A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour
__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )!
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
__________________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay ? ( UK ) !
A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
_________________________________________________
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
____________________________ ______________________
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.Milk is illegal.
__________________________________________________
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
__________________________________________________
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
__________________________________________________
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
19th November 2008
"ello... found some really nice animal based strips which I'm putting up today.. I'm sure you'll enjoy them : 
and this being a blog.. i couldnt possibly not post the next one :) 
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
18th November 2008
Now I'm not normally into putting up jokes of the written kind.. but this one was too good to resist putting up....
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House about eight years ago, and now half the country is looking for work.'
hahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha.....
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House about eight years ago, and now half the country is looking for work.'
hahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha.....
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
15th November 2008
YAY!!! It's Saturday.. which means no waking up early tomorrow morning .... aah.. I do love my sleep!!! Allrighty then.. lets get down to what you have logged on here for (obviously not my ramblings about sunday mornings :P )
Do you think the above situation is quite common?? Yes yes, I know everyone is really busy and working their asses off.. but still... I'm not sure people these days are really busy or just pretending to be....
Two things I really liked about the one above... 1) the old ladies expression and absolut conviction when calling the white dog a racist.... 2) the poor lil black doggies expression.. that is super... awwww :)
and finally...more on the influences of computer and more so the www .... 
Imagine the next few seconds in the above panel.... 1) the mom breaks the vase on the fathers head; 2) she lifts him by the collar and fligs him across the bed... or..... ???
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